This is a better late than never PSA: Dear people of Facebook who constantly post shitty, pointless, or not humorous statuses, please fucking stop. I, nor anyone else on Gods great earth do not give a flying fuck if you just put gas in your car and are working till 11, your grandma knitted you a scarf (although that's semi-cute) or you attempting to use big words to make you sound clever and smart like, "just consumed intoxicatingly delcious food. it has officially entered my stomach and is fueling my life" You just sound like a goddamn dumbass and should get the hint when you are getting less than 5 likes. Save us the trouble of hiding your feed and throw your keyboard in the ocean, because zoo plankton will type a better status than you. Maybe a octopus will wrap its tenticals so tightly around it, that it will explode, shoot all the way up from the depths, until the letters, F U C K Y O _float up and wash ashore so you will finally get the hint.
XO!
I am Samantha K. and I approve this message.
