Ok just a fair warning that this is going to be very bitchy and if you're feelings get hurt, you probably look like a troll anyways.
So lately I've been noticing more and more selfies flooding instagram, facebook, twitter...well pretty much everywhere. That's all fine and dandy because I, myself, take some and post them for the social media world to like and comment them...However, there is a strange breed of human who takes them over and over and posts them all at once, thinking they are hott shit when they look like a damn mess. Honey, put down the iphone and perhaps throw it in a river because each picture you take, you're looking more and more thirsty. My favorite ones are, "no makeup" when you can clearly see the eyeliner and mascara, maybe even some Burts Bees up on her lips. Bitch we know you just dolled ya ass up for a picstich photoshoot who you kiddin. My second favorite are the ones that are like, "hair long money long" when they're flashin their 20$ bills with their long straight hair...but in reality they just withdrew like 200$ from their savings fund and have 16 inch extentions in their hair. Yall keep doin what your doin because you entertain me to no end. #selfie #XO
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