Manic Monday

Hayyy. So today I am all over the place so manic is a perfect word to use. This is going to be a really short blog but here's a picture that accurately describes how I feel like, 80% of the time. Courtesy of iFunny which is the best app ever created.



Like, seriously. It annoys the shit out of me when people tell me things when I'm not included in plans. Like gee thanks bitch, I stayed at home and snapchatted selfies to you all night like a douche when you were out livin' it up. *Slaps forehead*
Now, before 3 friends text me as soon as I publish this and ask me if this is about them I am going to say no because this is a general random pet peeve of mine and I'm addressing it. Nobody did anything(recently) to piss me off so kudos for you!!! Can't guarentee that next week one of you won't do this but I can only hope you won't aggrevate me once more.
XO!

I am Samantha K. and I approve this message.

ANOTHER PSA

Ok well I know it's Sunday...well technically Monday but in any case there is something that I need to address because it's so ridiculous how some men act and I want to publicly call you out because you have 0 swag.

This might be my most legit PSA ever:

If you ask a girl to hangout every single day, and every single day she says she is busy,(which 70% of the time is true) and that one time when you ask and she finally says she's down to chill, you miraculously turn into a giant vagina and don't follow through....you must be the biggest idiot in the history of the world. WHY do you think that someone would ever want to make plans with you again? Seriously, these dudes talk a huge game but when it comes down to the final score they miss the goal with 2 seconds left on the clock. NO SWAG. GET IT TOGETHER. YOU'RE LAME. BYE. XO.

I am Samantha K. and I approve this message.