This is a PSA: Dear men, I know you love boobs...hell even I appreciate a nice rack when I see one from time to time. Beleive me, women are flattered that you enjoy them, but there is something to say here about boob-ediquite. If we're having a normal conversation and mid-way I see your eyes travel down and stay locked for more than 5 seconds, you might as well remove yourself from the conversation and go to the bathroom. Do I really need to teach you the techniques on how to check out tits without chicks noticing? Can you at least PRETEND to enjoy this mindless conversation about Breaking Bad instead of being so obvious that you want to moterboat my boobs? I'm not saying you can'r ever take a gander, but at least be swift and smooth about it. So head my warning. Women are starting to get annoyed and will soon start wearing turtlenecks to the beach to make a point. So stop being rude and if you're going to stare at least make sure we are too drunk to realize. XO!
I am Samantha K. and I approve this message.
