Temper Tantrum Tuesdays

THANK GOD IT'S STILL TUESDAY SO I CAN STILL BITCH AND MOAN. I have to tell you for a multi-billion dollar company, Microsoft, your shitty answer to my tiny problem was UNFUCKINGACCEPTABLE. I had a GODDAMN PRODUCT KEY issue from downloading Microsoft Office, LEGALLY, I might add, and for 30 mins on the phone, ziltch was solved. I do have to say that it was nice that you complimented how fast my Mac was, that is probably why you guys are not doing as well as them. Maybe if you worked on your buggy fucking products you would'nt even blink at a Macs speed. I am so done with you, and cannot wait to unleash Satans great hell upon you tomorrow. Do NOT fuck with my technology bitches I will tear your shit up.

XO.
I am Samantha K. And I approve this mother fucking heated message.

Post-Birthday Trauma

hello there.

I am typing here in agony because my left hand is swollen and I can't really move my thumb.

it got body slammed and hurts like a bitch.

I guess you can say that my birthday was a night to remember......or forget...?

so this whole everyday blogging thing is kinda stressing me out.. I thought I would have the time but it's becoming harder and harder to keep up with. so if I'm a few days late just chill out because I have 0 fucks to give you.

So hmm I think I left off with a throwback thursday story which was semi-interesting so that leaves me with a Fab Friday.

ok well for anyone who likes Mystique Boutique, (and if you are a fashion enthusiast like me, you totally should) they opened a HUGE one up right by the Walt Whitman Mall on 110.... it's literally my new favorite store.. the prices are amazing and the selection is incredible. if you have no clue what I'm talking about... heres a link: best store ever

the next blog I probably would have written is a PSA Saturday, which is a pretty big day however that blog will need its own thought and dedication.

now we are on to Style Sunday, that was St. Patricks day so I wasn't really in anything to write about.. a lame green zip up from old navy....don't judge me I was being festive. 

nowlooky here we are up to Manic Monday already and that could not be more accurate to what I was feeling yesterday... I have to say my whole juju is off considering I walked in the door at 7am and slept till about 2. I would do it again tomorrow though, it was really intense...well kind of. Lets just say a gay bar was totally in our agenda and being checked out by pretty women happens to give my ego more of a boost than a hott dude. Think about it, us women knows how long it takes to get our hair and makeup perfect, so we can have that appreciation for other women. I mean, whenever you go out, you technically dress for women too because no guy in the world cares if you are wearing Louboutins or Steve Maddens... like lets be real. Guys actually prefer the less effort you put into your appearance, (well I mean if you look like a troll you'll probably always look like a troll) and appreciate the natural look. But aside going to the gay bar, I met people I will never forget even though I probably should want to...

well

I have things to do and resumes to revamp 

and my computer is going to die

ok bye

XO.

I am Samantha K. and I approve this message.