Once Upon A Time

So usually before I even start writing in the body, I have a semi-clever title already picked out and ready for action... however this time I decided to save it to the end. So as I'm listening to my random playlists on Spotify, it's bringing back memories. Speaking of long lost memories, I actually was reminiscing about the time I lost my virginity and couldn't remember if we had lost it to each other or not. (I don't know if that's a bad sign that I cannot remember....) Either way, I whipped out the good ol' phone and texted the long ago ex and it is confirmed we lost it to each other like a 1999 romantic comedy. Not to mention I opened up a can of worms by that stupid text because now the darling lad asked me to hangout. I mean, I can't blame the kid. Who WOULDNT want to hangout with me...... BAHHH. No but seriously... I'm a sick girlfriend. ;) Hint, hint....
hahah. damnit I totally forgot where I was going with this... I think that is a sign I need to go to bed. but here will be a random story..

Long ago in the deep forests of Massachusetts, there were creepy crawlers who dwelled in the castle where a fair maiden lived. This was no ordinary maiden in any plain castle. This castle was nestled in the small town of Duxbury which housed only the royal folk. This fair maiden was kept on the top and was greeted by the rising sun each day. Every dusk, when she was about to lay her head to rest, she would have her minion murder insects. She would come to find these creatures loved her dearly, and would never want to separate from her presence. She felt hatred toward these beings and would have them killed immediately. The end.

XO!
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