So you're probably wondering, "da fuck is up with that title?" Well I am here to answer your curiosity. (If you don't care, Idk why you're even reading this blog in the first place)
Welp, probably just lost some guilty bloggettes there but it's quite alright. Anyways, back to SQUIDWARD. So Squiddy and I go way back. I've been watching Spongebob for like ten years and that show is fuckin awesome. Honestly, as I get older I like that show even more. You would not beleive the amounts of sexual inuendos they put in each episode. (If you know me at all, you know I'm all about the inuendos ;)) Why Squidward? Well since I consider myself to be more like Spongebob in my everyday life, (annoying, overly happy, naive, cook a mean burger..) Squiddy is the opposite. He's stubborn, short tempered, impatient, boring, has no compassion for others, hates his life.....I would say that is a pretty perfect alter ego. More times then none, I wish I could just whip out my clarinet (always out of tune) and scream at nice people because I'm a miserable asshole. Sometimes I would like to compete against rich Squilliam and kick his fancypants ass. So from now on when I'm in one of my moods, I'm floppin around my tenticles and playing some hot cross buns.
XO!
I am Samantha K and I approve this message.
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