Wonderful Wednesdays

Yo. So yesterday I was bitching about the LIRR and today I was thinking.(Shocking, right?) Although I was very dramatic and hostile toward the train yesterday, today I feel like it's very relaxing. I feel as though the train rocks me to sleep, and for one small second, I can forget where I am. Well that's of course only for ONE SMALL second because usually there's a kid crying or the douchecock conductor harassing someone because they have to pay extra for the peak fare. (Yesterday the guy legit asked the dude for a dollar and is sending him a bill via snail mail! For a fucking dollar? Granted people should carry at least 20$ in cash but shit, it's 2013) I mean, now that I'm on the off-peak train I can appreciate it more. That also could be because it's beautiful out and I don't mind my surroundings. Ehh, either way, today I need to keep my positivity flowing.
So many of you don't know about my fiasco yesterday, and I'm not talking about the train fiasco, I'm talking about my wardrobe malfunction. Ok so I've had this dress for quite some time, it's super cute, floral and I always get many compliments when I'm wearing it. (Obviously) Anyways, the dress can be very see-through so I have to be careful not to wear underwear that will expose my ass or genital area. Well, I was aware and wore regular undies and a slip thing. However, unbeknownst to me, there was a wicked gusting wind in NYC which caused everyone to see my ass and vag anyways. (Some lady mentioned Marilyn Monroe to me, I giggled. Then her stroller fell so if she was being mean that was God punishing her. The kid was okay! Whew.) So since I was already 45 minutes late to a test, I figured it was a MUST to fix this problem. I beelined to American Apparel, one of my favorites, and bought these super cute coral biker shorts to go under and I gotta say I liked the outfit even better once they were on!
So I mean, I guess that's pretty positive considering I turned a bad situation in a great one, for only 28 dollars! (Lol, I need to stop spending)
On todays agenda I'm going to do some spring cleaning and maybe partake in some outdoor activity considering I'm feeling a lot better.
So ciao and cest la vie bitches. Whoa I'm super cultured. ^
XO!

Post-malfuction in the A building bathroom. The ONLY full lenghth mirror in FIT. Which is WHACK because we're all girls who like to check outselves out.



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