Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Temper tantrum Tuesdays, YA HUUURD

Yo! Good morning to all you weary travelers and hungover students :) Despite my emotional blog yesterday, today my spirits are higher and I am ready to take on the day.
I always think it's important to get an idea about where a person is when you are reading their innermost thoughts. So with that being said, I'm of course on the LIRR next to an emergency exit (for some reason I always pick those seats, but when the train derails and people panic I'll be the first one out...bitches!) Usually someone doesn't sit next to me for about 3 stops or so but today a nice woman plopped her tukkas next to mine. I think people are very curious to what I type for so furiously I would not be surprised if she's reading the entire thing.
Anyways, today I want to just vent about something. After all, it is "temper tantrum Tuesdays" so I reserve the right to rant.
So lets just chat about the Kardashians and Jenners. I was just scoping Kylie's instagram and the girl is stunning. I was just thinking to myself, "How the fuck can everyone in a family be so damn attractive?" Yes I know they wear ample amounts of makeup but seriously how fucking hott is that family!!?!? It actually angers me how much beauty is there. Those fuckers. The only other beautiful family I can think of are the Walsh's.....lmao. No, but really......their gene pool is REDONKKKK. The only thing that is going to change that is KANYE. I'm sorry but that dude is straight up ugly and going to taint their impecable DNA.
I wonder what would happen if they kept it in the family, yanno some incest, to keep the perfection going.
Ok clearly I'm obsessed and need to go. Tata for now.
XO!



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