I didn't die

Greetings minions!

So in case you were wondering I didn't die. I'm just an extremely inconsistent person and keeping up with this blog is way harder than it seems. (Unless you are some multi-tasking genius who most likely has no friends/life)

So currently, I am sitting in this class wanting to jump out of the 7th story window. This woman (my professor)  is sweet but she is oblivious and just yaps and yaps, kind of like my mother. (I kid)

So0o0o.... let's do a little recap on the life of Samantha K because it is oh so interesting.

Last time I left you, I believe it was Wednesday and I was extra chipper because I was leaving for Atlantic City the next day. Now for those of you who have not gone to AC I strongly suggest it.

 Let me guess, you are probably thinking, *ugh that's too expensive* but quit your bitching. If I can afford it making 10$ an hour while paying 600$+ a month for bills, you can afford it too.

TIPS and ADVICE on how you can afford the wonderful ATLANTIC CITY:

• If you stay a night during the week, you can find rooms for 40$ a night. 
• Make sure you only say there are only 2 people in the room, because they charge you per person (So if 4 people are in a room thats 10$ for HOTEL ROOM.....strangely affordable...)
• Buy a bottle of alcohol before you go and make it in the room, because I don't know about you but I'm not a baller that can afford 13$ red bull vodkas
• When those people come up to you outside and ask you if you want a limo, say yes! We paid 5$ a person to get from Harrahs to Tropicana
• Sign up for all of the Players Club cards, not only will you get discounted hotel rates, but they will keep sending you think for free money play for the slots
• Make sure you check beforehand if your room comes with a iron and safe, the room where I last stayed had neither and it was kind of an issue
• Most clubs are only open Fri, Sat, Sun, except Providence which is in the Tropicana, which is open on Thursday
• ALWAYS CARRY CASH. The cabs are not like NYC and will not take debit cards
• Pack mad snacks, the food can be pretty pricey, but sometimes they will give you food and beverage credit depending on where you book the hotel from

So, if you follow that advice and keep a tally of your spending, I can't really see you spending that much money. Don't say Sam K never helped you out. Also, hit up mom and pops for 50$ ;)

We stayed in Harrahs which was really nice, and I saw a lot more people our age walking around opposed to last time when we stayed at the Showboat. The Showboat is older and Mardi Gras themed, which was pretty cool but Harrahs has the legit pool party and cool shopping. We stayed in room 11082 which was cool until I was naked and some random dude walks in thinking it was his room......Oh well. He had a nice 5 second show of my bod. Anywhoo, when we were taking some jelloshots we get a knock at the door. I open it and 2 dudes say, "Hey you are making way too much noise in here." Of course, I just laugh and invite them in. I think their names were Bryan and........Steve? I have no idea.. either way they were pretty attractive and from Philly are were not carrying weapons. (A plus) So eventually when we were all boozed up we make it over to Providence and dance the night away. All I know is, I ventured away from the group and found myself in VIP somewhere...but didn't get any free drinks because those bitches were stingy. I finally find the group again and drop 70$ on 4 drinks. (Drunk decision) We do our thang and then we take a cab back. As Amanda and I are walking back to the room and we come across these supa sexy men. So naturally I say LETS GO BACK because c'mon we all know that I love a sexy man. So we go back and chat and it turns out his name is Reginald and he DID NOT want to hangout with us. Whatever REGGIE. His loss....So the next day we made it over to the Showboat and I won $260 and then ordered boss drinks from this awesome bartender who cut off the kid next to me and told him to go to bed. I loved it. Ummm...I think that's basically it.....

So0o0 the rest of the weekend was pretty typical. Drinkin, socializing, the usual Sam K. way.

I should probably go pay attention in my class now.

XO.

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